The First Breath After a Coma

Connections? You lost all of your friends and “connections” when you fucked an e7 with a wife and children in my bed. The only reason you got to go to florida so quickly is because the commander was completely fed up with the nightmare you caused this unit to have. You made someone like a second mother to everyone in the unit have a complete mental breakdown over it. Jokes on you though. The cycle will continue and you will be forever alone after you cheat on this poor dude, and the guy after him. It’s so hillarious seeing you call him the exact same things you called me right after you cheated on your ex fiance. I’ll enjoy hearing about your next fall from grace. Now please, stop reblogging my page and live your pathetic life.

Ps. The cats are doing amazing. Really came into their element in a real home.




love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole



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medic278 said: 2 IVs! Straight to the dick! That’s right! Fire in your hole, your penis hole!!! (You gotta watch Action Figure Therapy for the medic…)

you ever shot a machine gun on peyote?

it’s fuckin’ badass!